George Clooney wants IT… sometimes

What about the dudes? Don’t hot dudes want it? Where are all the hot and sexy dudes wanting it? Geez homo… or if you’re a lady, geez hetero. Give me a break. The site has only been up for a month and I took two weeks off with my best friend, alcohol, and his cousin, horrible hangovers.

Dudes definitely want it. There is no doubt about it that they want it. But as is the mission of this site, I will again prove there is no dude or dudette that wants it more than Kristen Stewart. Today’s “wants IT” battle is George Clooney:

Woof. He WANTS IT! Wow, right out of the gate and Clooney is wanting it. I would say against 60% of the competition this would be a one punch “want it” KO.

Blim! BLAM! Look at this guy. He wants it so much right here. At this point you must be already doing some inductive reasoning and have come to the conclusion that because I have seen two pictures of George Clooney wanting it then George Clooney wants it all the time. Sadly you are wrong. WRONG! There are times like the above when George Clooney wants it, but there are plenty of times when he doesn’t.

Right here he doesn’t want it. He’s just being Clooney right. Casual Clooney. Just hanging out, wearing sunglasses, wearing a suit with no tie. Just chillin’. Chillin’ Clooney. Chil-laxin’ Clooney. Clooney also knows how to how to do other stuff.

Here he is laughing. Look at him. Whatever the hell was just said is fucking hysterical, right? He’s loving laughing right here.

Here he is thinking. He’s no where near wanting it though. He is thinking, maybe a little despondent, but not wanting.

Here he is being goofy. George “Goofin’ Around” Clooney. You would never catch Kristen Stewart goofing around. She doesn’t have time to goof around in her schedule of “wanting it”. Her Outlook calendar reads “Monday – want it”, “Tuesday – want it”, “Wednesday – want it”, “Thursday – want it”, “Friday – want”, “Saturday – want it” and “Sunday – want it”. These are marked as all day, blue box “busy” events with no deviation.

Also note that Kristen Stewart believes the calendar week starts on Monday instead of the typical Sunday. Not really funny per say, but it is noteworthy.

BOOM! WANTS IT! That snuck up on you, didn’t it? It snuck up on me and I was the one who put it there. Look at him wanting it. I’m not saying the guy doesn’t want it. George is a pro. He is shirtless, in the water, his hair looks perfect and he fucking wants it. He even has the uncanny ability of wanting it when others wouldn’t be able to pull it off.

Boosh. Look at that. That is almost scary. Who could want it that much while drinking an espresso? That is incredible. This right here is like Santonio Holmes’ SuperBowl winning catch. How did he stretch out to get the ball by the fingertips and still keep his toes in bounds over three defenders with all that pressure on him? If Clooney wants it this badly here, what would stop him from wanting it at all times when he is drinking caffeinated drinks?

GC wanting it with a puppy. Actually, I’m afraid for the puppy. It is creepy how much he wants it with that puppy in his hands. That is unsafe for such a powerful lion of wanting it like George Clooney to be holding a defenseless puppy while his own claws of wanting it are out like this.

But here he is laughing again. He is just giggling away right here. Like a GD school girl. He isn’t wanting it. He is just laughing away. He is carefree of his wanting it responsibilities.

He wants it, but just not in the general vicinity. Here he is saying “I want it, but I know this is not the most appropriate place. We are in a wanting it safe zone and if we could move to an approved wanting it hot spot then I will want it all over your ass.” He is holding back, he has discretion. George is conservative with his wanting it and that is a big negative because Kristen is the ultra-liberal of wanting it. She is the Dennis Kucinich of wanting it. She is the Karl Marx and David Engels together of wanting it.

Time travel wanting it. George back in the day wanting it. Old school wanting it. Kristen Stewart may not have even been born when this wanting it happened. But Dan Marino (K-Stew) didn’t invent the touchdown pass (wanting IT), but he perfected it.

In conclusion, George Clooney wants it. He really does, but not all the time. He is a well refined machine of wanting it, but there is an off switch on that machine and Clooney uses it. He knows when to sit back, have a good laugh, think, be serious, be sad or just to be without the pressure of wanting it. Kristen does not have that luxury. So Kristen Stewart wins again. But George should not feel bad about it because compared to the rest out there he is one of the Kings of “wanting it”.

GOD DAMN! Look at that! It gives me shivers and goosebumps of “wants it”. This is a touchdown right here. This a 65 yard bomb TD in the endzone for a big 6 points. He has a cannon when he wants to use it, but seriously…

This is just God given talent right here.