Kristen Stewart’s name is Neo

This website exists to educate, clearly. I think so, the 8 or so people who commented on the site thus far think so, and Ol’ Dirty Bastard thinks so:

“I don’t know how you all see it, but when it comes to the children, Kristen Stewart Wants It is for the children. We teach the children. You know what I mean? What Would Tyler Durden Do? is good, but Kristen Stewart Wants It is the best, Okay? I want you all to know that this is ODB, and I love you all. Peace.”

Dirt McGirt left that on my voicemail over the weekend which is absurd. I just changed my phone number so how did he know who to call? Regardless, Roll Fizzlebeef is right and today I am going to talk to the children about a subject we all love: my thoughts on the quantum superposition and its relation to Kristen Stewart. Prepare to get learned!

So we are all on the same page, here is an explanation of the “superposition principle” from the most reputable source in the galaxy, Wikipedia:

“The principle of superposition states that if the world can be in any configuration, any possible arrangement of particles or fields, and if the world could also be in another configuration, then the world can also be in a state which is a superposition of the two, where the amount of each configuration that is in the superposition is specified by a complex number.”

If something could be in state A and could be in state B then it could also be in a mixture of both states and the probability can be calculated in mathematics. The superposition is all those positions. I view this idea as allowing for the infinite and in the belief that one world effects the other. If it is equally possible for something to be in either outcome then it is possible that it is somewhere in between those outcomes. This is all on a metaphysical level without an empirical observer or the belief that there needs to be one.

If you applied this to people and their emotional state, each person in the world could be happy, sad, angry, relaxed at any given moment. They could also be a mixture of these emotions. Imagine your Dad or if you don’t have a Dad imagine Craig T. Nelson who all wish was their Dad. Imagine him right now with his bald glistening head and his soft gentle eyes that show a stern even handed respect for you his child that he only wants the best for and he’ll provide the guidance to achieve that “best” if you so desire it.

Anyway… imagine him. Right now, there is an equal chance he could be happy and he could be sad. The superposition is all the combinations of happy and sad Craig T. Nelson could be. There is no normative truth that says Craig T. Nelson is happy right this instant following into this instant and so forth.

But there is one exception: Kristen Stewart wants it always.

Kristen Stewart’s want is infinite. If there was a beginning of time then she has wanted it since then, but in terms of the infinite there has never been a moment where her want did not exist. Time does not affect her want. Her want will continue forever and her want is unquestionably happening at all times.

There is no point A or point B that Kristen Stewart could be at or be could be a mix of. Kristen Stewart’s wants it. It is beyond a frame of reference. It is the initial mover. Kristen Stewart’s want never deviates. Its speed, strength and mass are constant. It is an all encompassing force that reaches all at all times.

Kristen Stewart’s want is the anomaly.

I will let this sink in for today and re-open this topic on Friday. I will discuss Schrödinger’s cat thought experiment and the varying interpretations: Copenhagen, Everett, Ensemble and Objective collapse theories. I’ll give you a spoiler – the cat dies…. or it doesn’t. It is living all the way up until it dies or doesn’t die. It lives?

Also I’m waiting to see if I’m entirely wrong about “the superposition”, so if I am tell me. I know I’m entirely correct about Kristen Stewart wanting it and that Craig T. Nelson is who we all wish we were raised by. Outside of that I’m driving blind over here.

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