Super Bowl Would Have Been The Best Name For A Bowling Championship

Seriously? Right?

Super Bowl? BOWL! Bowling? The SUPER … BOWL!!!!!

It could be like the bowlers are on top of a giant waterslide and the pins are at the other end (obviously) and they have to get their bowling ball to ride that wild untameable waterslide to the collision with those pins.

It

would

BE

A

SUPER

BOWL

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, this literally is a PERFECT idea. Has anyone done this? Am I thinking about something that has already been done? I feel like Einstein right now. This is what Einstein must’ve felt like. Thinking perfect thoughts. Perfectly constructed and articulated thoughts that would work out perfectly in every possible perfect scenarios conclusion. I’m a thought thinker! An Einsteinian perfect thought thinker!!!!

SUPER BOWL!

I see the light! The light that reflects off a perfectly polished bowling ball! It is glorious! I HEAR THE CROWD! I HEAR THE SOUND OF THE PINS EXPLODING INTO DUST AS A 14 POUND BOWLING BALL OF JUSTICE FLIES DOWN A 100 FOOT WATERSLIDE AND THEN ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHING THOSE PINS OF DISEASE AND APATHY!

OH LORD! OH SWEET UNMERCIFUL GOD WHO CAUSES FLOODS AND AIDS AND REALITY TV PROGRAMMING! PLEASE HEAR MY SCREAMS FOR A RELIGIOUS MOMENT ONCE A YEAR FOR ALL RACES AND SEXES AND HEIGHTS TO SEE WITH THEIR OWN TWO EYES (or one eyed pirates) AND FEEL THE AWE INSPIRING POWER OF YOU OUR LORD WITH… THE…

SUPERRRRRRRRRRR

BOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHA

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WE’RE GOING TO BE RICH!!!!!! RICH!!!!

SO STUPID STINKING RICH!!!!!!

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I guess we’ll have to figure out how to get the NFL to give up the name “Super Bowl”. They probably have that ish trademarked.

Stupid Super Bowl.

I loved you like you were my only child and now you have abandoned me like my actual only Tobias did.

So….

Super Bowl?

I’m rooting for the Steelers.

Have a great weekend.

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