CONGRATULATIONS! The Winner of Today Is...

SUPREME COURT CHIEF JUSTICE!

JOHN G. ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honorable mentions:

- United States of America President Barack H. Obama

- The United States of America’s citizens (whether they know it or not)

- Anthony Davis (soon-to-be a professional basketball player for the New Orleans Hornets)

- whomever the Miami Heat draft

- Anyone who watches the Shiba Inu puppy cam

- rich people, always

Thank you for participating.

That is all.

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