July 10, 2009
By now, you are thoroughly convinced that Kristen Stewart wants it. This is knowledge you intrinsically already knew, but had never spoken aloud. From this moment on, every picture you see of Kristen Stewart will only re-affirm the truth that Kristen Stewart wants IT.
But I can hear your cynical brains turning and in a whiney shrill you squeak, “What about other hot chicks? Don’t they want it all the time too?” The answer is no. Not on the same level as Kristen Stewart.
Let me illustrate with the first of many hot chicks: Jessica Biel.
Yeah, she wants it. There are definitely times when Jessica Biel wants it. There are also times when she doesn’t want it…
She looks incredible here. Her boobs look epic. But she doesn’t want it. I think I can safely assume we all want it seeing this picture, but she doesn’t want it.
Right here, she doesn’t completely want it. She is caught in a middle ground of wanting it. She is closer to 70 – 30 of wanting it which is great, but that doesn’t mean she wants it.
She is perplexed about how much she wants it. She wants it. She looks amazing. She is not certain of her own wanting it which creates doubt in her wanting of it.
BOOM – she wants it. This is a good example of her wanting it. She knows she wants it and she is showing us that she wants it.
But what about her in daily life…
That wry smile says she wants it, but it also says she just wants it from JT. He brought sexy back and she knows it. We all know it. So she wants it, but she wants it specifically from J-Tim or someone who also could have had the ability to have brought sexy back if Justin Timberlake already had not.
Here she does not want it. She does not want it even from JT. He does not want it either. This is a conundrum because as mentioned he did bring sexy back and she does not want it from him or anyone at this given moment. This would not have happened with Kristen Stewart. She wants it always; where ever she was at this given moment she was wanting it and she was not even with Justin Timberlake. Meanwhile, Jessica Biel is with JT and all she is doing is talking. Probably about not wanting it.
Oh God, she wants it.
I hope this has perfectly illustrated that Jessica Biel does not want it as much as Kristen Stewart. There is no denying that Jessica Biel does want it from time to time or maybe even most of the time. But where Jessica Biel is the Kevin Garnett of wanting it (12x All-Star, 2004 MVP, 2008 Championship et cetera) Kristen Stewart is Bill Russell (12x All-Star, 5x MVP, 11x Championships et cetera).