A List of Men Over 60 Years Old I Think Women Would F@#K

No explanation necessary. I think the title says it all. Here is a list of 50 men who are over 60 years old that my friend, Dawgz (pseudonym, not actual name) and I think women would fuck. The list in is no particular order. Maybe a little explanation is necessary to justify why two men in their mid to late 20’s decided to craft a list of men over 60 who they believe a large percentage of women would have sex with.

I have admitted I think Helen Mirren is sexually attractive. She is 39 years older than me. I do not have an older woman fetish by any means. Even with this 39 year age gap between the two of us I will most certainly recognize she is a good looking woman without a second thought. On the other hand, I see women struggling to lay claim to men over 60 who are “doable”. I think this shows a lack of imagination as well as a boat full of lies that they cannot think of a man over 60 they would fuck.

I do not believe this is the definitive list of men over 60 that a significant percentage of women would sleep with. I do think this is a strong list from 1-50. It ranges from actors, musicians, athletes, political figures, writers et cetera. I do think there are plenty of other 60+ year old men that we are not familiar with and missed (Latin/Hispanic men mostly) or men we have misjudged and could be added with a cohesive argument. The number 50 was an arbitrary number to simply show that there are way more than just a couple of senior citizens that women of all ages would get cozy with. So please add to the list.

Lastly, I fully believe that any woman who says she would not have sex with any man on the following list is a liar. She is lying to herself. She is lying to America. And with that, “how old would you go?”. Enjoy.

1. Ted Danson – 62
2. Michael Caine – 76
3. David Bowie – 63
4. Mick Jagger – 66
5. Sidney Portier – 82 (83 in February)
6. Bob Gibson – 74
7. Bill Clinton – 63
8. Bruce Springsteen – 60
9. Robert Redford – 73
10. Richard Gere – 60
11. Walt Frazier – 64
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger – 62
13. Harrison Ford – 67
14. Alan Rickman – 63
15. Paul McCartney – 67 … if at least just to fuck a Beatle instead of Ringo Starr at 69
16. Jim Palmer – 64
17. Samuel L. Jackson – 61
18. Paul Hogan – 70
19. J.D. Salinger – 91 – no one knows what he looks like, so he could be a great looking 91
20. James Caan – 69
21. Warren Beatty – 72
22. Mitt Romney – 62
23. Eric Clapton – 64
24. Dan Rather – 78
25. Julio Iglesias – 66
26. Tom Jones – 69
27. Christopher Walken – 66
28. Richard Roundtree – 67
29. Jesse Jackson – 68
30. Sean Connery – 79
31. Burt Reynolds – 73
32. Steve Martin – 64
33. Jeremy Irons – 61
34. Carl Weathers – 61
35. Billy Dee Williams – 72
36. James Brolin – 69
37. Armand Assante – 60
38. Pat Riley – 64
39. Richard Dean Anderson – 60 in 8 days and counting
40. Donald Sutherland – 74
41. Michael Douglas – 65
42. Timothy Dalton – 65
43. Peter Fonda – 69
44. Jeff Bridges – 60
45. Frank Langella – 72
46. Christopher Plummer – 80
47. Powers Boothe – 61
48. Eric Braeden – 68
49. Tom Selleck – 64
50. Chuck Norris – 69

 

*Honorable Mentions:

Kevin Kline – 62, Tommy Lee Jones – 63, Scott Glenn – 68, Carlton Fisk – 62, Rod Stewart – 65, Robert DeNiro – 66, Martin Sheen – 69, Clint Eastwood – 79, Morgan Freeman – 72,  Jerry Jones – 67. Hugh Hefner – 83