Kristen Stewart Wants IT and So Do I
August 10, 2010
Today! Is! The! Glorious! Day! The entries to the first ever Kristen Stewart Wants IT contest are revealed. Thank you again to all participants. Your faces will not go off into that sweet sunset in infamy, but your faces will live on in delicious famy.
I think the simplest way to do this voting, email me what pictures you believe should be in 1st place, 2nd place and 3rd place. Gold, silver and bronze selections. I thought about making a voting poll, but that just seemed like too much work. Just email – jordankswi@gmail.com – I’ll use my arithmetic to add up the votes and announce the winners at the end of the week. Each picture has a letter from the alphabet corresponding to it at the top left corner – send me your picks of 1,2,3 by the letters.
And so it begins… enjoy.
A.
B.
C.
D.
E.
F.
G.
H.
I.
J.
K.
L.
M.
N.
O.
P.
Q.
R.
S.
T.
U.
V. (reader’s face morphed with Kristen Stewart’s face)
W. (reader’s face morphed with Kristen Stewart’s face and my face)
X.
Y.
Z.
Godzilla
Please have all votes in by end of Thursday. Remember, send jordankswi@gmail.com with your choices for first, second and third place with the letter at the top left hand corner of each picture.
Thank you and good luck to everyone.
I have to say they are some good looking people out there.
Kristen Stewart wants IT 
Where are the captions so we can know who is who?? I would like to take a bite out of L’s apple and provide any additional support Y might need, and it would be nice to know who I’m being creepy towards.
And please, please tell me that letter “I” is an actual reader of KSWI, because that will make my day.
I am the artist behind L!! I call it – “Abbigail’s Twilight….and some girl with fat thighs”
it is le masterpiece de resistance with lots of accent thingy’s that that I don’t know how to do so it sounds french.
please do not vote for Abbigail. an audio book, skateboard, or thirty six dollars would be completely wasted on her. but she appreciates YOUR appreciation for fine art and gives you two hooves up!
i like Godzilla the best
Yeah — is Godzilla in the running? Because he has a lot of want. The forensics are clear.
W frightened me unto death.
Yeah, but W. has a lot of want, no? It wants your blood or your brains or your first-born child or maybe just a recommendation for a good local cannibal restaurant, but the want is at a high level.
“I” wins. Just give everything to “I”. I’m sorry guys there is no competition.
I must disagree with you. I is my second place choice, my first being A. good lord does A want it! is there anyway we can see more of him/her in the near future? A needs a blog of his/her very own.
“I” looks like his want is wanting your ass in detention. Or perhaps wanting you out of his office because he cannot be bothered with you. Loving it.
I’m so glad I didn’t submit any pictures. My want levels fall far below those represented here. I once had a unitard that wanted it, but I forgot about it until just now.
I want your unitard.
Wait, what?
HAHAH YO check out dat girl grabbin dat BOOBAY thats hot yo perez hilton aint got shit. I been sending emaizl to bad standards manager but they aint responding LOL!!!!! of course not im just a FAN im not another BAND GUY maybe im a BAD GUY HAHAHAHA im just playin yall
yo ima put my top 5 and il send you a letta with the actual ORDER YEA!!!!
1.b
2. f
3. R!
4. y
5.b (CUZ YALL KNOW OJ SIMPSON WANTIN IT HE GETTIN MAD YARDZ!! HAHAHAHA
and yo A is WHACK aight??? thats a man or a girl??
Ha ha, you’re “I,” arn cha?
Awesome, if I do say so myself.
Wait, did that just give away that I’m one of the wanters? Regular common-taters should be able to spot me easily.
I don’t think I’ll win though. So much Want! That’s funnier/more attractive/more Godzilla-ry than mine.
Just want to make sure everyone knows this, but everyone can vote. Whether you submitted pictures or not – you can vote. It is America after all.
If it was Australia you could charge me $14 for not voting.