Friday, Saturday and Sunday

October 22, 2010

I was out last night and missed all the television shows ever. But guess who didn’t?

MY DVR!

I love you DVR. I love you so much I would serve you breakfast in bed. Not just when it is your birthday, but like 2-3 times a week on average just because. I love DVR so much that whenever you want ice cream I would scoop it for you. Even if it means that I just asked you 20 minutes ago if you wanted ice cream and you said no then I scoop the ice cream and then put it back in the freezer and you all of a sudden want ice cream while I’m in the middle of eating my ice cream and you cannot wait until I finish my ice cream for you to have your ice cream, so I have to get back up and scoop this newly frozen ice cream with a regular spoon because I already put the ice cream scoop specially designed to scoop ice cream into the dishwasher, but I scoop it anyway and give you your ice cream meanwhile my ice cream has been melting and now I’m eating semi-soupy ice cream, which you know I hate. I love you that much DVR that I would allow all of this to transpire and do so with any begrudging sighs.

Just finished watching “Community” which was excellent.

I have left –

30 Rock

The Office

Jersey Shore

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The League

Top 100 Greatest Football Players #30 – 21

Night of Too Many Stars Charity Show on Comedy Central

After that is all said and done it will probably be Saturday and on Saturday I have one and only one focus and that is UFC’s pay-per-view featuring Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar’s beard, Cain Velasquez and Cain Velasquez’s Mexican heritage will be fighting. So I will probably watch a lot of college football and fighting to prepare myself.

Then Sunday, PROFESSIONAL TACKLE FOOTBALL ALL DAY AND NIGHT!

So there is a chance that I will burn my retinas out this weekend watching my television and, of course, my ADD will kick in every so often making me look at the internet a billion times because my attention is always divided.

Hopefully, I’m not blind come Monday.

I hope you all have a great weekend.

2 Responses to “Friday, Saturday and Sunday”

  1. I wasn’t impressed with the Jersey Shore finale last night. The idiotic drama felt too fake and scripted. The “awards” part in particular. I think we’ve established by now that those crazy kids don’t need help making asses out of themselves…

    Don’t go blind, but enjoy your marathon TV watching. I’ve decided to [finally] sign up for Netflix this weekend so that I can avoid losing my mind while secluded in the backwoods of New Jersey. So maybe I’ll be blind Monday, too. Nobody be alarmed if I start tweeting gibberish… but if I stop tweeting altogether, call the cops because the animals probably ate me.

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