This Week In Kristen Stewart Wants IT #51

March 4, 2011

I’m a little late with the questions, but there weren’t too many questions and I’ve been writing things that pay money and not pay in girls teasing me. But attention is attention I suppose… OH I LOVE IT! My heart skips a beat when I get an email or an @mention on Twitter. READ MY WORDS! LAUGH AT MY JOKES! DO SOMETHING INVOLVING ME!!!!!!


And answers…

although don’t the australians have crocs instead of gators? so maybe just D…

Truth. You speak it. It is Crocodile Dundee for a reason. “Gators” are really just an American thing I think. Where as “crocs” are kind of everywhere. Nevertheless, Crocodile Dundee is an excellent movie. The sequel is not as good, but you would be looney tunes nuts not to think that is good as well. Seriously, he turns 80’s punks into his own misfit gang and they storm a drug dealer’s mansion to get his lady back. Also, I have a hard time in general even remember what is the difference between the one or the other and prefer to think of them as one 4 hour long brilliant fiasco known as THE EPIC INTERNATIONAL ADVENTURES OF CROCODILE DUNDEE!

And I do not recognize the third one as a movie or even existing. This is the first and last mention I will ever make of the third “movie” ever. So soak it in.



Paul Hogan is also on the list of 50 over 60. I don’t know what Linda Kozlowski looks like nowadays or how old she is, but she was very sexy in those movies. Remember that wild 80’s almost naked spandex dress she wore at the cocaine party? I DO!

question for friday: is wednesday still suposed to be guest post day and that is why you don’t write- simply because you have no guest poster? or is wednesday just blacklisted from the kswi calendar?

Truth, you speak it.

Wednesday is supposedly guest poster day, but there has been no effort made by anyone to guest post. Thus, no posts on Wednesday. I have posted a few times on it, but not recently recently. Meanwhile, I’ve been loading up on 2000 – 3000 word posts on Tuesday and Wednesday, so I’m pretty sure you got your money’s worth … which is nothing because this site is free.

But I’m open and willing for guest posters… also – I would love to hear from you and read your ramblings.

I know I already missed Friday questions, but this came up after question time so I’m gonna ask it anyways. How important is differing religions within a relationship? I know theoretically it doesn’t necessarily matter as my bff is Muslim and her fiance is Baptist snd my other bff is catholic and her hubby is jewish, but I’m a kinda serious atheist and this guy is a “sometimes I listen to alternative Jesus music and gospel” Christian. Recipe for disaster?

I am a product of a mixed “faith” marriage.

But… that really doesn’t answer your question.

I think the difference is if someone is being evangelical about their faith and your faith is not wanting to be evangelicalized at. I love making up words. Anyway, I think if the person is trying to convert you then that is bad. But outside of that I wouldn’t be as worried. I just don’t want to be apart of stuff like that. If it is just a music choice? You can change what people listen to. Maybe he doesn’t know about The National. I mean how could he listen to them if he doesn’t know about them. And people who listen to them are clearly better people than people who don’t listen to them. You know? That’s a fact. Same goes with some other musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Tom Petty. Just ween him off the Jesusy stuff to just better overall music.

Nevertheless, I don’t know. It depends on how much Jesus tunes the person is pushing on you or maybe you could just get him to only listen to old MxPx albums and call it even. I like that. I like them. I have no idea how “Chick Magnet” is a song from a Christian Punk band, but fair enough.

I don’t know what I’m saying anymore. Can’t you just sex him with the Smashing Pumpkins playing and see if he starts listening to Siamese Dream more often?

I hope that helps… ?

Have a great weekend!


8 Responses to “This Week In Kristen Stewart Wants IT #51”

  1. PWG said

    Pictures 2 and 3 didn’t show up for me, I’ll assume they were marvelous shots of Paul Hogan in some stage of croc-teeth-wearing.

  2. Product of a mixed faith marriage? Product of your parents DOIN’ IT.

    HAHAHAHA HAHA HA ha…. yeah, sorry. I’m in a strange mood today. I’m happy because it’s the weekend but work sucks and I’m also dealing with other stupid shit so it’s this weird bi-polar mix of HOLY GOD I’M CHARLIE SHEEN.

    Anyway. I’m Christian. I don’t care what the person I date is, so long as they don’t try to make me into something I don’t want to be. I could date another Christian, but as soon as he starts trying to shove Jesus down my throat*, it’s done. Meanwhile, don’t try to blow your menorah smoke up my ass either.

    You people should stop slacking and write guest posts already.

    • PWG said

      I wish I were married to a Rastafarian. Or a pagan! That sounds like fun. I live in a Jesus-y kind of neighborhood. My kids have to wait until the other kids get home from church to play. We sleep in and then go to the doughnut shop while they’re churchin’ up. Sure it’s fun now, but later while we’re all burning in hell we’ll wish we could take back all those maple bars and snoozin’. Or not, I fucking love maple doughnuts.

  3. PWG said

    CNN is saying today that 28% of 15-24 year olds have never had sex. They’re proposing possible reasons, including young people better educated about the consequences, abstinence-only education, and my personal favorite: “Young people are just busier now. They don’t have time for it.”

    I can’t stop laughing about the last one. “Man, I wish I weren’t a virgin, but I’m just so damned busy! I had plans to jump this one person after a night of subtle accidental hand brushes and a pint of Captain Morgans, but then I had to get my oil changed and go to Target and read my e-mails and it just never got done. Stupid virginity.”

    Not on their list of possible reasons: people still living at home into their 20’s under the watchful eyes of cock/box-blocking parents and siblings, people unable to afford college missing out on a concentration of mostly drunk co-eds, and the proliferation of free Internet porn and sex toys that can be ordered not-in-person. I mean maybe they’re intended for being in-person, but you can order them without going into a physical store that has the windows covered with tinfoil and sticky-floored coin operated video booths in the back.

    Or maybe survey respondent lie like rugs.

    • tiffanized said

      Fifteen to 24 is a wiiiiide age range. That’s like saying 90% of people die between the ages of 30 and 80.

      I was busy during that time too, though. BUSY HAVING SEX.

  4. kristenstewartwantsit said

    Pictures are fixed… I think.

  5. cledbo said

    No one wants to wear a crocodile around their neck, unless they want to go from 1 piece to 6-7 pieces in short order.

    Crocodile Dundee was a real guy too, though he didn’t end up having major tax problems like Paul Hogan, he just ended up dead like Steave Irwin. There you go, learning, woo!

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