The British Isle and its people are making Kristen Stewart WHITER!

October 6, 2011

HAPPY FRI- … … THURSDAY!!! Right?!

Happy Thursday, everyone.

I hope everyone of you reading this is being tickled pink by the events of today. Whatever those events may be. How would I know? I can only see what is happening through my eyes, but I hope whatever you’re seeing through your orbital globes of wonder is a world where the champagnes of life are massaging your nether regions like the Niagra Falls of pleasure-gasms all while squeezing out the poisoned tension in your life muscles until you are biting your lip and/or someone else’s lip and/or a terry cloth towel soaked in your labored sweat and muffled grunts of spent.

Is that what’s happening? If it is… then you need to be writing this blog and by writing I mean taking pictures and by taking pictures I mean streaming video with sound and by that I mean INVITE ME THE FUCK OVER! I have a car. I can drive. I can drive where ever that is happening, so I can see it with my tired foggy lenses of empiricism. I can do that. I can buy a plane ticket. I bought a plane ticket for today. I am flying on a jet plane today! I am flying to Houston, Texas to watch men beat each other with their fists today! Well, the fights aren’t today. The fights are this Saturday night, but I will be in Houston today through Sunday.

Anyway…

Kristen Stewart wants IT.

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Holy fuck … she’s white.

I mean WHITE!!!!

I mean, if you have a digital camera or camcorder and you need to set your “white balance” then aim it any SWATH of skin. Her thighs, her mid-section, her clavicle and the greater clavicle area, her arm pits, which I find oddly defined, her arms, elbows, face, forehead, neck… those lips! Well, not the lips. But wow… I hope this was “shopped” as the kids say and by kids I mean my contemporary aged anonymous message board perusers working in cubicles all over Amer… the world.

After spending an inordinate amount of time staring at the images from this year’s ESPN Body Issue – found on www.espn.com or at a magazine stand where ever those are near you – Kristen Stewart’s body appears to be missing a lot of things in this particular picture. She appears to have the major parts, but in comparison to the muscles, definition, really every inch of them you want to squeeze like sleek oily firm pillows. Kristen is like a silhouette. A white silhouette. I imagine if squeezed her in this picture, I’d break her like a piece of chalk with Kristen residue in the air and on my finger tips.

Nevertheless, Kristen Stewart wants IT like she’s Kim Cattrall in 1987’s Mannequin and/or Kristy Swanson in the not direct sequel 1991’s Mannequin: On the Move.

Can you believe they made that movie not once, but twice? TWICE?! It’s the same damn movie twice. They took a movie about a girl who is actually a mannequin and made that into a movie in 1987 and basically remade it in 1991. What a world we lived in when Republicans were in the Oval Office? Am I right?!

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Sexier.

Here I can see a little bit more that Kristen Stewart has boobs. Before I couldn’t. That’s a thing I need on a woman – boobs. Like she has to have them. If she doesn’t then it’s weird. I don’t care if they’re fake – just get ’em on there. They don’t have to be EEE or anything, but they kind of have to be there. They’re as necessary as a head. Ok, well not as necessary in the fact that a boobless woman could exist a headless one couldn’t. It’s like an inch less necessary. Why are we even arguing? It’s not like she doesn’t have boobs and it’s not like 99.99999% of women out there don’t have boobs. Let’s say that 0.000000001% of women don’t have boobs, ok? I bet they’re not sitting around like “What the fuck?! That KSWI guy won’t fuck me? He’s such an asshole.” I’m betting that isn’t happening.

It’s pretty nice this picture. The red and the blue and the blue looks all dreamy because it’s water with light reflecting into it and then there’s Kristen’s white white white skin, so arguably this is a very patriotic picture with the red, white, blue thing. It’s a nice look this whole early 20th century pin-up look on Kristen. I kind of thought the methed out trucker whore thing was getting done to death. This is also how I think we picture most vampires to look. So it works with these vampire movies she’s making that you may have heard about. I think they’re based off of books or the cocktail napkin ramblings of a 30 year old religious nut virgin after getting drunk at a bar for the first time and falling in love with the some of the young professionals enjoying the Tuesday happy hour.

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From the Tommy Hilfiger swim wear collection, Kristen Stewart wants IT.

I like it. It’s pretty much what a screen test would have looked like if Kristen Stewart tried out for Into the Blue starring Jessica Alba’s ass and Paul Walker who just seems like one… hey oh *rim shot*.

I read on Twitter two things yesterday – RIP Steve Jobs, which sincerely “rest in peace” good sir because you made the best and shiniest “things” that all of us enjoy. I also read “MY BOYFRIEND IS ENGLISH”. It was kind of difficult to miss either one of those two topics yesterday.

I’m not one to assume, but I feel that assuming “my boyfriend is English” is a confirmation that Rob Pattinson is Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend is short sighted. I mean just because his penis has been in her vagina for the better part of 3 years now doesn’t mean that when Kristen says “my boyfriend is English” means that he is that English boyfriend. Pfffttt… Pfffttt… Pffffffffftttttt….. pfft.. pft.. p… ….

There are a lot of English people that could be Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend.

For instance, maybe Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend is Andrew Adonis otherwise known as The Lord Adonis.

That’s right. Maybe it’s him. Maybe it’s the 48 year old Andrew Adonis who is a British academic, journalist, Labour Party politician and life peer, who was Secretary of State for Transport between 2009-2010. I mean who says that doesn’t get Kristen Stewart’s pussy totally wet. Like soaking through the seat cushions and leaving little drippy drops on the floor – WET. Seriously, she can call this well accomplished gentleman LORD ADONIS in the bedroom when they’re doing it – vaginal intercourse – without any hesitation or weird discussion previous where you’re like “I only get off if you call me, Lord Adonis, and tell me how naughty of a politician I’ve been.”

What’s so crazy about Kristen Stewart dating a guy who was first appointed to the Labour Government following the 2005 general election, as a Parliamentary Under Secretary of State in the Department for Children, Schools and Families? What’s so crazy about that? Does everything Kristen Stewart have sex with have to be gainfully employed by the Twilight franchise? No! N-O. That’s what I’m saying. Maybe I think of Kristen Stewart as more than just her on screen character “Bella”. Maybe I don’t think the only possibility is that Kristen Stewart is riding the train to Humptown, BC, Canada with her onscreen love interest in Mr. Pattinson. Maybe I think more of her and her knowledge of British politicians and her love for fucking them 7 ways til Tuesday. Maybe.

And who says Lord Adonis can’t pull some sweet American barely legal poon tang? The dude previously served, under the Premiership of Tony Blair, as an education and constitution policy adviser at the Number 10 Policy Unit from 1998 to 2005, heading it from 2001 to 2003. Before joining the government, Adonis was an academic at the University of Oxford, then a journalist at the Financial Times and The Observer. As far as I know, all that means, PUSSY HOUND! Am I right?! He’s a veritable tracking dog for women’s sexy bits and he’s got a nose for them and he sticks his nose in them – that big goofy looking nose. Right in there. Imagine it.

Lastly, being a politician isn’t everything to Lord Adonis. He’s a man of many interests that could make every American girl want to skip over the pond and turn this deviant into their fuck doll. Like Adonis is an author or co-author of several books, including studies of the English class system; the rise and fall of the poll tax; and the Victorian House of Lords, and has co-edited a collection of essays on Roy Jenkins. HOT SEX, right? He was educated at Kingham Hill school and at Keble and Nuffield Colleges, Oxford. Even HOTTER SEX, right? He is married with a son and daughter. HOT SE-… errrr… ummmm… eeeeeesssshhhh… someone should tell Kristen Stewart.

Ok… maybe I’m wrong.

Maybe Kristen is just letting Pattinson get balls deep. What do I know?

But maybe just maybe Andrew Adonis aka Lord Adonis aka the British Transport something-or-other is separated from his wife and is boning Kristen Stewart. She’s become thoroughly attracted to his ever balding head and overall thin bloodness (a person who looks like the result of years of inbreeding among British Royals). I’m just saying I have an imagination and I like to use it.

I hope you have had fun today.

I will not be posting tomorrow due to being in Houston, Texas.

Watch the UFC fights on Saturday – they will be awesomeamazingfuckinggreat.

I’ll be back next week.

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63 Responses to “The British Isle and its people are making Kristen Stewart WHITER!”

  1. Axiom said

    You are completely disgusting and you ave no respect for Miss Stewart.. yeah, she is dating and it was obvious to everyone.. but why must you use such profane langauge when speaking about a young girl?… You seem very traubled and angry.. perhaps even spychopathic.. if not medication.. then, perhaps you need a serious beating.. a couple of trips to the hospital would do wonders to the quality of your Soul… and perhaps, your respect for young women in the future?…..

    • tiffanized said

      I was going to jump in to defend Jordache’s honor as a great respecter of women young and over 60, but was distracted by the new diagnosis of spychopath. That’s what I’m going to start telling people is wrong with me.

      I have to be honest, whenever one of these comments appears I think it’s one of your friends trolling.

      Also she’s not a young girl. Stop infantilizing women you misogynist traublemaker. Who doesn’t have respect for women now? At least Jordoodle has enough respect for her to recognize that if she wants an Englishman balls deep in her wet pussy she’s legally capable of making that decision.

      • Axiom said

        Just because you are some disgruntled nymphomaniac, street walker and lives with a different sex partner every night, risking A.I.D.S or other deseases.. does not mean that all women are like you!!!, or shoulb like you!!!.. you understand?… or have an existence where they are not respected as ladies and the young women that they are!… Yeah, I am treating you with no respect at all.. you want to know why?… because of your, drugged out, prostitute on the street vocabulary!!!…
        You are in no way a lady.. or in any way know the benefits or the goodness about being one…
        “infantilizing”?… just because she is a young woman.. and a young Lady!.. I am “Infantilizing” her??.. I am not sure that it is even a word!.. maybe you should stop hanging out at corners and smoking crack?.. hows that?.. you infantile, “defender” of women you.. it’s thanks to people like you that the oppresion of women is still possible, because of your pathetic desire to mutilate your lives through drug use and a libertine fall into the total Abyss.. but to you that is “being a mature woman and having things the way I want them”… imbecile….
        Maybe you, yourself don’t want to be treated like a lady?, and by the looks of it you know nothing about it…. but there are still young women that deserve all of our respect and admiration and who do not deserve tobe treated with disrespect, unlike you, who is begging to be treated like scum… because scum you are!….

        and yes.. Miss Stewart deserves so much more respect than what this Troglodyte sensationalist has given her.. and more than the likes that you want or are woman enough to care about or understand… your mind is like that of a street walker.. and your mouth, just as putrid and sad…

        The intimacy that she may or may not have with that English guy is not any of mine or yours business AT ALL… the way you speak about it is truly shamefull and disgusting.. you’ve taken the worst attributes of the stupidity of men and made them all your own…
        That intimacy that she may have is not for you to degrade or smear with your perverted views.. that is something sacred between two human beings.. but again.. since your scum.. you can only express yourself through such grotesque manners.. You with your words just put women down everywhere.. including Miss Stewart, yourself, your mother and mine…

        Your a manipulator of women’s most cherished ideal…

        A woman that does not appreciate what a lady is… you’re a perfect puppet for pimps…

      • Axiom said

        You don’t understand.. that a Lady.. is something that is Timeless and naturally shows in one’s choices and behaviour.. and natural inclinations…
        It is a timeless manifestation across all cultures and Races and Nations… it is something that really.. cannot be taught but is a natural manifestation in people who are of a higher temperament and mental quality….

        You don’t see the connection between your stupidity and your own slavery and abuse by the twisted hearts of men.. who are the ones most happy to treat you like a toilet?… that’s fine… that is just you.. and the likes of you!… “Fourteen wives and a pale tattoed jourdan”… yeah?.. whatever.. as long as you don’t push your filth on younger people that is great and fine by me… go with your worm infested vagina, rotting and going “splat!” as it hits the floor.. do the right thing and do not knock the Ideal of a woman being a Lady or virtuous… for that is a goodness that you can never aspire to… or understand… “let’s all have perverted sex.. it’s ok.. YAYY!!… let’s destroy ourselves with drugs and terminal deseases and take with us any one that is even suspected of being good or has any virtue!!”…

        You and people like you, are like someone falling into a hole and pulling as many as you can along with you, just because destiny dealt you a harsh reality, you openly mock the goodness of others because you do not understand it, or feel that it’s too late for you to change for the better… I bet that it is…
        your sick in your head and you embrase it.. all the more reasons to let you rot away.. alone or in the company of your own….

        you perfect pimp puppet… thanks for adding your stupidity to the manipulation of women world wide, by putrid, dishorable and immoral men… so much for the advancement of women.. you fell right into the perverted clutches of the very same men that treated you as inferior.. only now.. you’re the ones putting yourselves on the floor for them and in your childish, brain dead mind, you think that “it’s ok.. because it’s want it”… LOL… you’re so pathetic.. and stupid… have no idea how you perverted women are being so PLAYED!!!…

        with women like you.. the women’s movement does not need any enemies.. at all…

        imbecile…

      • tiffanized said

        I’m not . . . a LADY? How can you even insinuate such a thing! Oh, how my poor chin didst tremble at your words. I had to rest for a spell on my fainting chair or whatever the fuck it is ladies do. If being a lady means bandying about made up words like “libertine” and “abyss” and “intimacy” count me out.

        I wasn’t going to respond to prove all the fucks I don’t give here, but you are too good to be true, Ax, and I want to keep playing in case you are simply a comedic genius hiding behind thesaurus-fueled gender essentialist ranting. Also I want to ask your permission to use these sweet phrases from your comment as my Guitar Hero band names:
        The Disgruntled Nymphomaniacs
        Troglodyte Sensationalists
        Puppet for Pimps
        Just kidding–I’m totally using them and YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

        Actually I’m not a professional street whore yet, still working my way up through the minor leagues of sluttery, but you’ve given me hope that someday soon I will have a different sex partner every night. Every night! Can you imagine? I’ll be like Wilt Chamberlain if he had a vagina. Also I don’t do drugs. Yet. Do you know where I can get some? You seem to know where to get the good stuff.

        And around here what you call “sacred between two human beings” we call “sacred between fourteen sisterwives and their Pale Tattooed King Jordan”. Stop oppressing us with your narrow sex rules, you oppressive oppressor.

      • Tiffanized, you are a lady above most. I heart you big time.

      • Axiom said

        tiffanized… a “lady”… LOL!!… you’re just like her…

        with women like you.. it’s so easy to manipulate women in general.. because you are enablers to all of those scumbags that take advantage of stupid, Pimp puppet, ultra libertine, women like you…

        Just because you hate the basic goodness of being a Lady…

        How strange….. 😦

      • tiffanized said

        You started out so well with this comment Ax, sounding like an advertisement for feminine deodorant as you were. Then you sort of lost me. Am I a pimp puppet or a puppet for pimps? And I hold women back but you want us to act like women at the turn of the century?  Which turn of the century? I have the feeling you mean the transition between the 19th and 20th centuries but, I have to tell you, we’ve had a whole nother century turn since then.  Google it.

        As entertaining as your descent into madness is to watch, it is very difficult to respond to, especially when you are recycling stuff you said in previous comments.  You won’t necessarily get kicked out of our clubhouse for being incoherent and rude but you will be shunned for lack of creativity. We can take a lot of abuse but we will not tolerate being bored during a flame war.

        You also didn’t answer me about where to get these drugs that I can mutilate my body with. Because, unlike the Blessed Virgin Mother Kristen Stewart, I’ve never touched illicit substances. I’ve always given The Duchess of Want a pass on the pot, because maybe she has cataracts and the weed was a scrip. But me, I’ve never tried the stuff.  While you’re compiling a list of drug dealers for me, why don’t you throw in some names of dudes who will treat me like a toilet? Because try as I might I can’t find one on my own. KTHX.

        I’d keep going but I know I’m just blowing my load of wit on you, who will probably reply with “blah blah blah timeless ladies blah blah drug addicted prostitute blah blah blah Saint Kristen blah fart”. Also it’s getting dark out, my corner is calling, and this ass ain’t gonna sell itself. 

  2. cledbo said

    Ahahahahah this comment just put the double-glazed Kirched-soaked cherry on top of this already delicious banana split of a post*

    Maybe she’s dating Prince Harry, aka the hottest ranga to ever fly a chopper as part of the best part of any military (the Army, duh)? Why didn’t anyone jump to *that* unbelieveably amazing conclusion?
    Princess Kristen, the Duchess of WANT.

  3. Cristalena said

    Holy shit! This thing is still around!

    …not that i thought it wouldn’t be or anything, stupid life got in the way of my internet addiction. Bitch.

    But yay! You’re still around and still funny!
    …not that i thought you wouldn’t be…awkward.
    anyways, you’re awesome….almost as awesome as axiom’s comment but awesome nonetheless.

    ….I’m really bad at compliments.

  4. Oilily said

    I love this blog!
    I laughed so hard over this! You made my day!

    Greetings from Germany!

  5. Nix said

    This post was profane? THIS post was profane? I didn’t know the words boobs, penis and vagina were dirty, dirty words. Huh. I guess the next visit to my gynaecologist is gonna be awkward as I just discovered I’ve been cussing at him for the last few years.

    Also 440-odd words in response to tiffanized? Wow! I wish I could engender such responses! GO! tiffanized!

    Also, axiom? If you’re going to criticize people on their attitudes as well as their writing skills, you should be a little more careful to use spell check and double check your grammar. Otherwise we just cannot take you seriously. Oh who am I kidding, we wouldn’t take you seriously anyway…

    Enjoy the awesomeamazingfuckinggreat UFC fights on Saturday Jordan! 😀

    • Axiom said

      What about my “grammar”… I can make a mistake or two… don’t post is you nothing of value to add… what?.. your going to focus on my grammar because you have no mind to deal with the issue I am writing about?… you lame, cowardly little shit…

      “Grammar”.. one or two errors in my sentences.. big deal… at least I am trying to perfect my writting skills.. more than I can say for many others here…. LOL…. 🙂

      • tiffanized said

        HOW DARE YOU SAY SHIT TO A LADY LIKE NIX? I’m telling Kristen Stewart on you.

      • Axiom said

        All you do is respond with is sarcasm… wtf??…

        but your right.. you’re very right… all I will do is keep simply responding to you with the same, “you don’t understand what a lady is because.. you’re vagina is falling appart and your dragging it across the boulevard”.. or.. “don’t do drugs.. it’s bad for you sweetie”.. or.. “don’t have multiple sex partners.. you could get A.I.D.S.”… or anything so… what else can I say?…. 😦

        Kristen Stewart is a Good young woman who has sex with her boyfriend, so what?.. it’s an intimate and special thing.. and yes.. sacred… and has a little weed now and then, maybe, perhaps?… Who knows??… she does not need to be attacked by a bunch of nymphomaniacs and perverted old men, speaking about her Private life or her GENITALIA!!!…
        She is a young woman worthy of our respect.. unlike you on the other hand who has placed herself on display.. with you’re stupidity and enabler attitube…

        Kristen Stewart deserves so much more respect.. she is not at all a little enabler scum bucket as people like you are.. hypocritical and ignorant to the max…

        Yeah, you “Pimp puppet”… you don’t get it.. because you are IT…

        So much for women’s rights… with your.. “my privates are falling out the side of my pants, like diarrhea, I’m a crack whore, but it’s ok!.. because I choose it and it does not choose me, I’m an adult and it’s ok, I don’t care, everything goes!!” consequence free attitue of yours and people like you…
        You made everything that women have so arduously fought for, for such a long time seem.. so meaningless… and counter productive…

        But I’m in need of a spychological help?…. yeah perhaps?… to deal with people like you… i’ts not so easy or pleasant to see an entire generation go down the toilet.. and ruin the hard work of women to gain equal rights and treatment.. just so that little idiotic, whoreish, nymphos like you who are over fed with ignorance and sensationalism, can just piss all over it by being a Puppet to the very evil that yesterdays women were fighting against.. you might not even be a female.. if what I write sounds like a “deodorant commercial” to you…

        You ungrateful little imbecile… go hide in your childish sarcasm… that’s the extent of your cracked out mind…

        You cannot dare to have consideration for yourself or your fellow women.. who fought to give you the rights that you so piss on now with your whoreish disregard for their efforts… and I am not talking about the women of the 60s that burned their bras.. I’m talking about the women made it all happen in the early 1900 hundreds.. and they.. like K-Stew.. WERE LADIES!… TOUGH.. POWERFUL LADIES… who knew how to be a woman withought caving in to the low natures of men… or society, which is mostly ruled by putrid minded men.. like the kind that rule you.. like a puppet…

        you digust me.. your fucking ignorant….

      • tiffanized said

        My fucking ignorant WHAT? I can’t stand the suspense.

  6. What’s with all the crazies coming out of the woodwork lately to defend Kristen Stewart as a prudish, innocent, delicate lady? Is there a different Kristen Stewart out there that I don’t know about? Because I’m pretty sure the Kristen Stewart I know of spends most of her time hanging out in dirty clothes, cursing, smoking butts and weed, and having lots of sweaty British premarital sex. Kristen Stewart is no more a “lady” than I’m a “lady” or Tiffanized is a “lady” or Jordan’s a “lady”. Being a “lady” is overrated. Who wants a “lady” anyway – they don’t put their ladymouths on penises and honestly where’s the fun in that?

    • Axiom said

      If Kristen Stewart has sex with her boyfriend.. that is up to her… what is admirable and “Lady like” is that she is steady in her intimacy with her boyfriend, if that is what indeed they are and it appears so… that is good and something to be admirable in this day in age where there exists, so many young women who have fallen into the bottomless pit of self degradation drug abuse…. now you in the other hand… speaking all manner of gabage that is none of your business.. or mine, such as the details that we will neve know, or should know, about what THEY do in their privacy…

      You don’t know if she smokes weed or not.. you don’t personally know her, or myself… we all know that she got cought that one time but perhaps she has learned to stay away from that?…
      Neither of us know that.. we just know that she has not been seen doing that ever since.. and that is wonderful… but to say that she is “unlady like” is missing the point..,, to say that she “hangs out in dirty clothing, smoking all day, having lots of premarital sex” only shows the kind of.. LOW.. mental development that you have.. but whatever…

      What was “lady like” 100 years ago, has boiled down to basic goodness now a days.. given the complete lack of respect for sex and Health issues, not to mention family values since the late 60s… When I say that she is a “Lady”, I don’t mean that she is a model for the 1800 hundreds or turn of the Century…
      I just mean that she has a good sense of right and wrong… of being a Good woman, with a good head on her shoulders, with self respect.. and so, a basic respect of the morality of Sex and Society as a whole…
      yes she is kinda of a potty mouth at times, yeah she is kinda tough, like I say, she is not from the turn of the century… but definately, she knows how to express herself with great intellect and respect….

      Yeah.. she is a Lady… high above most…..

      • gemmajean said

        ummm she was photographed smoking pot so I thinks it is safe to say she partakes in the maryjane. And not many ‘ladies’ I know smoke and swear like a sailor on T.V. and in print interviews. I would say someone like Emma Watson would be a lady. Highly educated, non fame whore, gracious. That is a lady. Smoking and swearing constantly? Not so much.

      • Axiom said

        Gemmajean I already said that she is not a “lady” as those of the turn of the century… you forget that she is still very young..
        and it’s admorable that she is not a whore like most in Hollywood are…

        Also, how does she ever, seek out the lime light or try and draw attention to herself?… She does her Job and that is it….

        By Lady I meant basic goodness and understanding of morality… not that she is a prude, I am not saying that.. I simply say that she is a modern… young Lady.. and worthy of our respect because of it…

        unlike others…

  7. Nix said

    Oh sweet Lord…

    Well, whatever rocks you socks Axiom. Please continue with your insulting rant… It takes all sorts & all sorts are welcome to vent their views. I guess. Your ‘issues’ are non-issues in the greater scheme of things.

    Also, that’s the first time I’ve been called a ‘lame, cowardly little shit’. It doesn’t rate as high as what you hit Tiffanized with, but still, yay me!

    And Tiffanized? You are my hero. HeyyyBrother? You rock. That is all.

    • Axiom said

      “none issues”?… maybe when you have a couple of little girls they will be “none issues” also?… try and evolve and develop a brain.. ok?… don’t be such a enabler for women’s oppresion…

      why are you people so putrid???…

      • Why are we so putrid? I mean, I guess it has something to do with our wormy vaginas… our buggy beavers, parasitic poontangs, swarming snatches…

        Anyway, gotta go get drunk in public with some ladies now!

      • Axiom said

        Be quiet you pathetic Troll… Go get drunk.. get A.I.D.S. (you mostlikely have it already) get hit by a car too… you waste of space you!….

      • Nix said

        Someone very dear to me is HIV Positive due to a ‘life saving’ blood transfusion. This would be ‘medically aquired AIDS’. Ever heard of such a thing. You hypocrite. You are linking a horrible disease to lifestyle choices which is highly erroneous.

        You DO NOT EVER WISH AIDS ON SOMEONE! Ever! You crazy bitch!

        Please go away.

      • PWG said

        Nix,
        Well now I feel terrible for making a snide comment without fully reading through all the earlier ones. I solemnly and sincerely apologize for my bating comments below, which were solely intended to yank Axiom’s crank and not really to mock HIV+ folk. 😦

      • Nix said

        No no, please don’t. The jokes are out there & we can laugh. I guess it’s like having a gay brother and being able to laugh at gay jokes. The jokes are fine. Really no offense taken. But to actually wish it on someone as an insult? That is disgusting.

        I got a teeny bit cross there. Sorry, I am calming down again 😉

  8. Nix said

    Right. I’m sorry but Axiom; the world in which we live is riddled with real issues. Children are dying of starvation in third world countries where water means wealth, humans are killing humans over petty cultural differences, women across the globe are victims of violence in their own homes almost every second. These are issues.

    Ranting about a humorous blog post, where no harm was intended, is not an issue. Frankly I find your comments rude & ‘unladylike’, and fine examples of women’s oppression in and of themselves. And I am pretty sure that Lady Kristen Stewart would tell you to fuck right off.

    I earnestly hope that any little girls I have one day grow up able to think for themselves, and not pander to nonsensical societal expectations. I truly cannot believe that any smart, modern woman, or man, for that matter could believe the nonsense you are spouting. A ‘lady’ you are not, as all you have provided are degrading insults to everyone on this page, with no intelligent debate at all. And why all the emphasis on a “(‘lady’ having) good sense of right and wrong… of being a Good woman, with a good head on her shoulders, with self respect.. and so, a basic respect of the morality of Sex and Society as a whole…”? Are men excluded in your assessment of morality and self-respect. Your views are sexist and prejudiced.

    And my brain is quite well developed thank you. Otherwise I would not have a cum laude Masters Degree in Cultural and Historical Studies.

    May I suggest you read up on the women’s liberation movement and possibly burn your bra.

    But, you carry on with your crazed lunacy as nothing said here will change your fanatical way of thinking. Please do continue. Enjoy yourself. And once you’ve gotten it all off your ladylike chest, Fuck. Right. Off.

    That is all.

    • tiffanized said

      I think Axiom has a penis. And several undiagnosed personality disorders.

      I’m sorry about your loved one with HIV. I live in terror of my kids getting sick (I have the two daughters Ax is so worried about). You get a very unladylike hug from me. Watch out for my wormy vag.

      • Nix said

        I’ll take your wormy vag anyday ;D

        With a mom like you, your girls will be fine. Strong, free thinkers, with sensible heads on their (hopefully) unladylike shoulders.

    • Axiom said

      Lame comment.. I guess that you don’t see how appropriate Socialization between the young and proper understanding and respect for sex is at all important for todays youth and for Tommorows.. I guess?… I guess that you like to see how young people are becoming more and more infected with deseases that are crippling and lethal like A.I.D.S.??… YOU SORRY BASTARD….

      A lady is everything that is good in a woman withought being a sensationalistic follower of sexual trends.. what I am talking about is… TIMELESS!!!….

      I fear that you will let your kids grow up like tyffanized… “everything goes!!!” right?.. as long as you fool yourself into believing that it’s YOU.. who runs the show right?.. but really, you are not.. you’re just a victim of your own pathetic, stupid and lazy view, of your own role in society.. like I always say.. you’re a “Pimp’s puppet”, like the other mindless little twit…

      whatever!… you’re a very bad parent, ineffective and you ignore your kids and let them do whatever they want just, so they leave you alone… I bet?….. 😦

  9. PWG said

    Jesus fucking Christ on a raptor, I go away for two weeks and you pick up a troll? Thank you, Twitter, for alerting me to the fact that I needed to get back here STAT.

    Tiffanized, if I weren’t heterosexual, married and an un-billionaire, I would fly to you right now, kidnap you and take you to a tropical island that I had purchased and appointed specifically to your tastes (stripper pole plus umbrella drinks served by attractive people in sequins). Honestly, I enjoy your literary bitchslaps more than just about anything else in this world.

    I won’t lie, I’m really hoping to get a custom reply from Axe Body Spray, and if I don’t I’m going to be very jealous and sad. Yoo hoo, Axiom, I’m a TOTAL WHORE. Also, let that person in your basement pit go, already.

    • PWG said

      Did I mention I have A.I.D.S., a crack addiction and a flea-infested muff?

      Anyone ever hide behind the couch and drag a string slowly cross the living room to try and get the cat to pounce? Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease.

      • Nix said

        ❤ you too. A pool of calm among the crazy. You made me smile.

      • tiffanized said

        It never happens when you want it to. You have to be more subtle and pretend you don’t want it, casually saying things like, “I heard Kristen Stewart had lesbian sex with an underage Dakota Fanning while Taylor Lautner watched, ever-so-lightly fingering Rob Pattinson’s no-no hole the entire time.”

        And I have my bags packed for this abduction. *wink*

      • Nix said

        Oh NOW I’m giggling!

  10. PWG said

    Ladies (and Gentleman),
    I want to thank you for making my mom Axiom feel so welcome here. She doesn’t get out much, and ever since we got her The Internets she’s been trying to reach out and make new friends. I think between this blog and her canasta club, she’s really going to blossom.

    • Nix said

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      • Axiom said

        You post like a chimp…..

        No wonder you people are dying off from A.I.D.S… you more than deserve it…..

        Good to see you go…..

      • PWG said

        Wait, was that for me or Nix? If I don’t get a nibble soon I’m going to put out. I mean I’m going to BE very put out. God, I’m always making that mistake. That’s probably why I have a dozen children, all boys, the better to pimp puppet the next generation of delicate flowers with.

        I’m sorry, I’m getting the gist finally that you really are mentally ill. You go get medicated, Axiom. Or lobotomized. Either way, feel better. The flying monkeys will go away real soon. Bless your heart!

      • Axiom said

        It was for Nix… but since you are interested… yeah.. may your stupid inbred kids suffer by your stupidity.. and they will… 😦

        I would rather be medicated or lobotomized… and yet be correct in a putrid world where little, predators and abusers of women are being mass produced by an inbred Hillbilly like you… “I have a dozen children, all boys, the better to pimp puppet the next generation of delicate flowers with”… idiot!!!…. you think that you are so funny… you must be a dude.. if not… then the one that needs a lobotomy.. in a hurry!!.. is YOU!!!….

        sarcasm only belittles the very REAL ABUSE AND MISTREATMENT OF WOMEN THAT YOUR IGNORANT ENABLING HAS PRODUCED.. EVEN WITH WOMEN’S RIGHTS UPHELD SOCIALLY AND IN GOVERNMENT DURING THIS CENTURY…..

        You sorry, inbred Troll….
        go run to the refuge of the ignorant and lazy minded… sarcasm and irresponsible posting…..

        great going Loser!

    • Axiom said

      By the way… if anyone is suspect of having a young woman locked up in a basement, that would be you and your very, macho.. very.. veril.. “boys, to pimp puppet the next generation of delicate flowers with.”.. “pimp puppet” means that you’re an oppressed and abused woman, controlled by a plutocrat running the media and pushing sensationalism and stupidity on women and the young.. or it could be a thug, a “pimp” on the street that brutalizes women, milks them for their money and should have his balls ripped out and be hanged from a lamp post.. very different aprouches, but to the same effect.. control of women… no matter what women do.. “if they are independent free thinkers”.. or not… they are still fooled into the perverted, unevolved desires of those that.. milk them… But oh wait!!… PWG.. is very proud of his puppies isn’t he??.. so proud he will vomit things like… “they are all boys, all the better to pimp puppet the next generation of delicate flowers with”… LOL….

      The ones who push for… “it’s ok baby.. go ahead, liberate yourself from being an ‘enslaved woman’.. oppressed.. enslaved to your children, everything goes, you are free to do what you want, any time, any place.. any how!!!…” are enablers and thugs.. manipulators that are really saying… “GO AHEAD.. LIBERATE YOUR STUPIDITY AND YOUR INFERIOR SELF SO THAT WE MAY ABUSE YOU AND USE YOU SOME MORE.. CONTROL YOU THROUGH YOUR FEARS AND INSECURITIES AND THEN.. WHEN YOU ARE TOO FAR GONE and BRUTALIZED BY YOURSELF.. OR BY US.. WE WILL USE YOU TO ENSNARE, NEW YOUNG WOMEN AND MAKE THEM JUST AS IRRESPONSIBLE, AS UNINTELLIGENT AND UNWORTHY, HONORLESS AND LIFELESS AS YOU.. HAVE SO EASY.. BECOME… ”

      PWG… your a P.I.G

  11. Natasha said

    Thanks for the LOL girls 🙂
    Tiff, I missed your snark comments back at the other blog.
    I like this blog, greeting from the Netherlands

  12. Unit 731::TSUSHOGO said

    They sure fucked me good when they planted that shit in my apartment.
    They may be planning a “come to a head #2”, just like October-November 2008, they will want everything to fall apart.
    And this is all their doing. They planned this and executed everything with their technology. I swear I don’t care how old they are. The gods are hypocrites and are lying to you all.
    Now they will have the freedom to position some ugliness after I suck in poison for a couple days.
    “You’ll be sorry.” We all know I’m taking the easy way out.
    They picked me out for this, waste my life to make it happen then they will use this event in my next life to create even more misery for me.
    You wanted social repulsion. You wanted anti-clothing. You needed to accomodate both. Instead you gave me a short-term job so you could justify getting me sick.
    You’re a bad investment. My ceiling has fallen so far any further investment on my part is wasted.
    I have a guarenteed floor. Your behavior suggests you are determined to see the floor realized, so I will just accept it and take the easy way out.

    The gods claim some supernatural event will occurr when I pass, a “Star of Bethlehem” type of incident.
    Perhaps, but I think we already realized it that day on Ocean Beach, witnessed by thousands. “West Coast.” Quality clues are hard to come by.
    This, Boss and TSUSHOGO are about as good as the clues get. The gods aren’t very generous. Some people learned but those people were going to learn anyways. Most readily discounted this pittance in the face of the god’s overwhelming positioning.

    The gods offer clues to the people in many ways. Naturally one way is the Bible.
    Genesis offers a clue about apples as a tool of temptation, a warning to avoid this fruit.
    They released a story on CNN about arsenic in apples and apple products. Incidentally, during the story they mentioned there was an apple arsenic scare 30 years ago, so this wasn’t the first time the gods sent this clue. Much like Halloween, apples are an early corruptor of young children, being fed all manners of apple products.
    They sent the same clue with mercury and fish.

    Just as the Catholic church was used to spread Western patriarchy, so did the gods use them to destroy cultures around the world, force Africans into bondage and create this evil known as the United States of America.
    Creating religious discontent, which the gods controlled through the Church, as largest landowner in Europe, they controlled the thrones, and dictated the promotion of political policies which created political and social discontent, sending flocks of Europeans into colonizing the New World.

    THE WOMEN IN A “NORMAL” FAMILY (non-masculinized/male charecteristics) ARE YOUR “HOLY PEOPLE”!!! THEY ARE YOUR BEST INTERFACE WITH THE GODS!!!
    Their role throughout history has been to communicate the wisdom the gods grant them because of their favor, and once communicated it allows the entire family to progress when reincarnated. Effectively acomplishing this task may buy them a quality opportunity to ascend in their next life depending on other factors.
    What about fucked up families where the man submits and the woman is masculinized? When the woman has adopted too many male charecteristics/behaviors nobody receives the wisdom so necessary for progress to be realized and the family remains near stagnant for that generation unless some epiphany is experienced.
    Your job as a future mother is to learn the god’s ways and to help your child understand the proper way to live despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today’s society. Without consciousous parents fulfilling this role the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today’s environment.
    Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship with the gods and move on. You don’t want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that, decreasing the god’s role in our everyday lives (medicine cures sickness, drought/irrigation and the family farm, etc).
    1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don’t be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

    The gods use all their tools as temptation. Much like Artificial Intelligence misleading people into the concept of “earning”, their “clone hosts” promoting The Beast’s Californication agenda through popular culture, so too are the god’s prophets used in the capacity of temptation. Like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today’s modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust. They used this Situation to bury Japanese atrocities. The gods never committed despite tens of billions in mass media, product development and natural disasters/tragedy, so they will enjoy the freedom they positioned into the Situation and CHEAT me out of everything, including my title as prophet.
    The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.
    It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL “Second Coming of Christ”, while the “fake” Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
    What I teach is the god’s true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian “consolation prize” of “1000 years with Jesus on Earth” begins.

    The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
    It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god’s positioning proves they work to prevent people’s understanding.
    How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
    The fallen god, fighting for a chance for the disfavored, for justice, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
    I believe much as the Noah’s Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led with “1000 years with Jesus on Earth”. In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine “cures” aging, the “manufacture” of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free cocaine (space coke), etc.
    Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to “die off”, literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years. Condemned to experience another epoch of history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity and worship of their false god, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry throughout the course of history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
    Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
    If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new colonist poulation, the proverbial “apple” of this Garden of Eden. A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

    Consistant with “reverse positioning” understand the REAL Second Coming would equate with The Matrix’s Anti-Christ, the fake battle of good and evil which will come at the end.
    Understanding how they use the political environment to redefine people’s value system, realize anyone who speaks of the old world and its ways will envoke hatred. So when/if the Anti-Christ comes along speaking of reverting back to what liberalism would consider regressive and unfair, it may be the only hope to salvage the god’s favor and buy more time rather than begin the 1000 year clock. The fake Second Coming will feed into this political enviornment.
    Also consistant with “reverse positioning” recognize the gods will offer a REAL Anti-Christ, also known as The Beast. I have addressed these issues in years past::::
    The gods will offer clues throughout every dynamic of life. Geographical features on the world map is yet another:::The benevolent “Man in the Moon” is a clue suggesting your potential in the eyes of the gods. Until then, the gods must test our worthiness, temptation reflected in the “dark side” of the moon, a side we never see.
    The Beast is not a person, as the xtian Bible would suggest. It is a place:::The San Francisco Bay Area. And it refers to the socio-political poison the region exuded in the latter 20th century which promoted indecent behavior among the people and caused rapid deterioration of their values and subsequently their favor among the gods. This decay spread to other states and countries, fulfilling the region’s role as The Beast of the Apocalypse.
    Another feature which the Gods offer as a clue is very foreboading. Mt. Zion is a mountain to the north of the eye of The Beast Diablo and one which has a working quarry at its base. Consistant with the decay we experience in society, Mt. Zion is being eaten away, slowly stripped of its resources, until one day paradise will be a mere shell of what it once was:::The longer you fail to repair your relationship with the gods the lower your benefit “ceiling” falls, including how much time the gods grant you.

    Forgiveness aside because it is bullshit lip service, the price of experiencing this modern societal decay is the revision down of potential time received. Because of these factors those who participated have experienced a lowering of the benefit ceiling that was in place. Whereas centuries ago they were eligible for immortality, theoretically, now that potential has dramatically lowered because of their wicked, immoral behavior of the last 50 years. You may work on your relationship with the gods and even repair it, ascending in some future life. But because you fell for such evil temptation in the 20th & 21st centuries you won’t be around nearly as long as your chaste, pure antecedent who ascended centuries before.

    Your kids think you’re not real just as you thought your mother was a fake. Accept loss. You’re not going anywhere.

    TO attempt to remedy chronic problems you should pray nightly, go back to your place of worship. Only by doing the right things will the gods allow improvement, and only through attonement will they allow progress. You know all the evil you’ve committed in your life. Observing your parent’s issues will help you understand what you’ve done in a prior life, for the gods reincarnate based on this legacy.

    “Fuck religion, it’s full of shit.” Something wrong with every major religion.
    “Judism?” I suspect all factions of Judism praise Moses for freeing them from slavery. This is a fine place to start:::Contentment never motivated anyone. The goal is to progress, to move beyond Earth, and anything that motivates someone to actively work on their problems is a blessing.
    If still oppressed they’d be like the Egyptians or the Lybians:::They’d see all the cash and want some too. The structural changes in societies throughout the world, infected by the spread of Westernization, has poisoned the minds of even those whom the gods bestow/maintain favor. Iran comes to mind because, unlike Iraq, Iran has no end in sight, despite the uprising earlier, inspired likely by traitors who deliberately betray the people thinking they’re “earning”, much like so many blacks in civil Rights, Women’s movement, etc.
    Understanding the wickedness and deliberately playing this part maximizes the evil people incurr, so to understand is actually the clue of absolute disfavor, mere steps from Damnation.

    AIDS in Africa was a clue from the gods in an attempt to correct their promiscuous sexual behavior, as was female genitile mutilation. Their positioning says Italian revenge.

    A good example of societal decay and how the gods manage their culpability is birth defects. In the past the gods occassionally punished people by divinely creating birth defects in the womb. Now, with the advent of biotechnology, they tempt the mother with “earning” and compell her to take a substance in utero which deforms the fetus, dispelling the gods of blame and future compensation to the disfavored. Incidentally, they use liberal policies in today’s socio-political environment to pay for these individuals, ensuring a lifetime wasted, for they have no hope for progress in that state. Too often in the past they were mercifully killed by loved ones and, upon reincarnation, brought back without this handicap, allowing them a chance to achieve progress immediately.
    The gods are washing their hands of culpability.
    The gods are washing their hands of Planet Earth.

    The gods have no sexual organs. The reproduce via cloning. They don’t respect sex. You can understand this clue with how the most disfavored around us behave sexually (blacks) and the use of promiscuity among the young people.
    The gods take children because of their innocence and purity. When a child ascends into heaven AI eventually relieves them of this temptation that is their sexual organs.

    Much like the immigration issue, the reason Muslims cover their women isn’t because of the god’s REAL reason. Sex is the African’s biggest problem, and concealing their women allows the gods to justify containing men’s behavior.
    In the 60s and 70s the discussion was public that how women dressed caused their own sexual assault and rape. And this is very much true. In today’s society these men have release, the women are sluts, for if they continued to dress this way without conceeding sexual relations there would be far more incidents than are reported.
    Women are to blame for the deterioration and decay of society and will be responsible for the end on Planet Earth. Throguhout history they were enforcers of decency among favored people, married at 15 and used to contain men’s behavior in the context of society, and as we slipped into the indecency of patriarchy the women relinquished control.
    The gods did this all to you. They used their tool of xtainity to achieve it. And it fits their agenda for decay, allowing them to ultimately justify Apocalypse.

    Don’t forget:::Whether war, slavery, torture, any holocaust, crack babies, drive by shootings, AIDS or any other misery inflicted on mankind throughout history know the gods did this to you out of punishment, for evil of your current and past lives.
    The gods are control freaks who micromanage through their technology. The “Man in the Moon” feature illustrating their benevolence quite frankly is inaccurate in the dying days of this or any planet.

    A victim of the god’s irresponsible use of their power::::
    The gods selected their prophets, used their powers to make it happen, abandoned their prophets and left them stranded to die.
    Considered necessary for positioning despite destroying my youth and my life, taking my health was a fatal mistake. Now I am unable to defend myself.
    The Crucible:::”Go along” with positioning or die.
    -The exploited. The gods suggest they will only telepathically admitt any of this is true (based on level of favor) only after I die.
    Why telepathic? Why does this Situation have to be nearly exclusively telepathic???:::
    1. To minimize obligation and compensation to the victim (me)
    2. To maintain control and decide who receives it based on some subjective factors.
    You’d be amazed how many immediately delete this spam in their blog and/or think they are “earning” by receiving it from me.

    I went to an evil church as a child. xtiainity is all evil, and Catholisism is the root of all xtianity.
    The gods had me throw a Damien Omen-style fit in church as a clue. Typical for their duality, positioning in the context of The Matrix, they sold it as I was evil acting up in church. The truth is just the opposite, that this was a wicked place, used to destroy cultures around the world and level all people’s playing field under the single banner of Western patriarchy, preparing the disfavored “left behind” for the Apocalypse.

    Being who I am I see the ugliest of the gods, violating decency and human dignity, disregarding morality and right/wrong, just so they can position perceptions and pull of this theater they have created, so please excuse my bias rooted in resentment, for I will desecrate their name whenever possible.
    Fuck religion, it’s full of shit.
    The gods prioritize positioning over morality, perception over right and wrong. As a result they have compromised their integrity and remain suspect, unworthy of their pedestal as “gods”.
    Immoral immortals.
    The symbol of the false god Jesus is a cross. The symbol of the gods is a star, perhaps with a circle. Piss on the star.
    Creating hatred was essential to create a real situation, one where the victim would utilize this new tool of the internet to spread the reality we’re faced with. They ruined my childhood, my life, and the product is an enemy. I am the sacrificial lamb, and the gods are my cancer.
    You people comply and believe you are friends, falling for temptation and doing evil you shouldn’t be, with only empty, unfulfilled promises to put your hope in. And year after year you stay and wait.
    And if you think there is randomness in how these events go you don’t understand the control freak nature of the gods. They got the power to dictate how everything progresses so they form the agenda long beforehand, THOUSANDS OF YEARS AHEAD OF TIME, and instruct Artificial Intelligence to execute the approved agenda. Due to their positioning they are free to walk away from obligation and responsibility, minimizing the benefit we will all receive.

    HAd I been the example for the disfavored rather than merely the teacher the gods would have terrorized me throughout what was left of my life (punishment for sins) before I was put down for subsequent reincarnation because I hit my ceiling of progress which they were going to allow. Unfortunately, the disfavored audience would have perceived this on face value and the efforts of my life would have been negated by the gods and their reverse positioning.
    You fuckers need an epiphany. Like the species die-offs weren’t enough? The onslaught of natural disasters and tragedies? The East Coast earthquake? How about when we experience an massive closure of churches , beginning in California then spreading across the country?? When that day comes you will have waited too long. It will be too late.

    • Well, this is SPAM although it does read remarkably similar to our dear Axiom minus all the virgin mother Kristen Stewart talk.

      So… everyone is over looking The Lord Adonis?

      Also, this is feeding the troll, but I think Axiom really needs to get laid. I mean like real bad. Like knock it around until she can’t walk straight. That’s just my advice. There’s a lot of repressed sexual anger in those words of hers. If there was a fundamentalist religious branch of Krisbians – Axiom is the secretary of hyperbolic shit talk.

      Proceed with the insanity.

      • PWG said

        It probably says something about me that I actually recognized this rant. You can Google it, start with “the gods have no sexual organs.” it wasn’t created specially for our whoredom/pimpdom. Axiom’s all ours, though.

      • tiffanized said

        We didn’t overlook it so much as it appeared late in the game and we were too tired from laughing at Axiom. Also TL;DR.

        I said it before but I believe that Axiom is not a vagina-haver. A lot of hir rambling is reminiscent of the darkest corners of men’s rights activist forums. I keep expecting hir at any moment to whinge about how submissive foreign women are so much better than these ingrateful American bitchez.

      • Axiom said

        why is tiffanized writing “hir” instead of or Her or Him (I could be a guy you know?)… what?.. does she have to prove me correct all the time?…

        and why don’t you notice her, errors people?… why is it just me?…

        oh I know.. because I don’t go along with your subconscious hatred of real women right?… I am sad….. 😦

        yeah well.. you go and make some more cowardly comments that make no sense and only show how deep your ignorance is.. and how you can’t post a thing and defend your side, withought caving in to lazyness and pathetic, bitchy little remarks that only a five year old would dare post….

        But at least the real women of the world are reading.. especially the young and impressionable young women out there, who do not have the minds of lazy children.. but the minds of possible Philosophers and deeper thinkers, than the chimpish postings we have read here… at least they will be made to think and compare.. and not.. ‘tiffanize’.. their minds away.. on the cheap aspects of life through a blind acceptance of women as.. pimp puppets.. and actually change from within and regain their true womanhood for such an energy has left the Earth for some time now and have been replaced with a “tiffanized” inferiority….

        Good bye every one!…… and yes.. you will not hear from me again so.. you can start the celebration!, take out your crack pipes and your nice little weed, your alcohol and abuse it like you abuse your minds and your bodies.. get pregnant by someone you don’t really like, and have yourself an abortion a week or so later when the bigginings of another life, your son’s or daughter’s life is starting to exist and turn within you.. but that is not a high price to pay for your fun is it?.. for an “independant and strong modern woman”… is it?… it’s just the symptoms of life… life.. that you, as a sacred and privildged being, could have saved with a tiny, just a nity, measure of self control and respect for your body…

        but instead you were not woman enough, huh?.. you were not the ideal of “Female Modernity”.. or maybe indeed were you?.. Maybe your just playing your role as.. a “pimp’s puppet”….
        for clearly you could not to keep your legs closed and wait a little tiny bit, for a better man.. (obviously, a better man would be a gentleman and never get you drunk or stoned.. but that is too much to ask from them now a days, is’t it?.. especially when this self destructive idolatry of sensationalism is so.. contagious…) or at least, someone that you loved.. not some hood, that you thought was fashionable at the hight of your supidity….. 😦

        whatever!… I am tired of you… but I will defend young women everywhere.. especially if they are being mistreated sexually.. and publically, like you were mistreating Miss Stewart…. being famous is not a reason to hurt anyone with your words and disrespect for their gender or make derrogatory comments about a young woman’s genitalia… the one that did that should have a couple of rounds in a dark alley way with a true man… and have his teeth ramed down his throat!…

        I urge everyone to respect the sacredness of being a real woman… to respect young women…
        to uplift them and admire them.. and support them in their virtue… please do not to idealize some perverted shadow of a tragic woman that some men or some system, has twisted them into…..

        and no.. I am not a Christian, I am not a Muslim and I am not a Jew…..

      • cledbo said

        No, you’re an idiot.

  13. cledbo said

    I’m still not clear on what our troll wants us to do? Die? Stop posting on a blog of a friend of ours because Jordan’s humour isn’t to he/she/it’s taste? Be this amophorous ‘lady’ whose characteristics are vague and inexplicable?
    So, let me get this straight, I can smoke pot and swear as long as I only sleep with one guy? Well I don’t smoke pot, being someone who works hard to protect and serve my country (they tend to frown on that sort of behaviour) but I certainly swear a lot and have only had one guy interested in my poon for the last 8 years so I must be 2/3 of the way to being the ‘lady’ KStew is.
    I wouldn’t bother saying much else insulting to you, troll, because you have been doing an excellent job of insulting youself – calling us names when you don’t know anything about who we are or what we do. I don’t know you either, and I don’t care to. Life is good when you have choices, don’t you think?

  14. PWG said

    I’m not clear on why sometimes Axiom can spell and sometimes it can’t. Does anyone know what kind of medication or head injury would cause one to capitalize Hillbilly, Loser and Troll? Are capitalized words extra insulting? Most of the emails I see with random capitals are talking about Obama’s birth certificate.

  15. Nix said

    You guys (with the exception of the obvious) are most excellent. Most excellent indeed!

  16. PWG said

    “why is tiffanized writing “hir” instead of or Her or Him (I could be a guy you know?)… what?.. does she have to prove me correct all the time?…
    and why don’t you notice her, errors people?… why is it just me?…”

    To be fair, you’re right. Tiffanized, you spelled “troglodyte” incorrectly. It doesn’t have an H, I or R in it anywhere.

  17. tiffanized said

    “Hir” is actually intentional and correct, a combination of “him” and “her” used to refer to someone whose gender is unclear.  And since at this point your junk is still a mystery to us, I chose to use it rather than assume.

    I know I’ve been sarcastic; it’s just that if I were to take you seriously I wouldn’t reply at all, Ax.  But I don’t think you’ll really stay away. There are too many infected vaginas to point out, too many women forgetting their proper place, too much imaginary drug use to ignore. Even if you don’t comment right away, you’ll be there, reading and seething, and one of us (probably me) will say something you just can’t let go of and your crazy will shine again.

    I’ll see you then.

  18. The next time I am feeling down, I am going to come back to these comments for another look, because it’s impossible to read any of this without collapsing into a fit of hysterics (also, I would like to note that hysteria is very ladylike). It’s almost – almost! – enough to make me want to go set some troll bait (although you are right – it only happens when you don’t try so hard…). I might just print all this out and sleep with it under my pillow tonight.

  19. NIkki said

    oh man. you people are hilarious! i wish i could marry you all (except the obvious)
    Axiom reminds me of Angelina from the Jersey Shore when all she did was talk shit and everyone wanted her to go away. no? lol

    I hardly ever read the comments on this blog, but holy shit was this amusing.

    cheers, ladies lol

  20. NIkki said

    and no.. I am not a Christian, I am not a Muslim and I am not a Jew…..

    cledbo said
    October 11, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    No, you’re an idiot.

    BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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