The Silliest Dog In The World and Abraham Lincoln Killing Vampires aka HUMP DAY!
February 15, 2012
Happy Wednesday! Or as I like to call it “I caught a VD on Valentine’s Day” day.
I actually don’t call today the above VD thing. I’m clean. Never had a VD, so start the line on the left, ladies, and let’s see if I can get one by my birthday. Hump day!
Anyway, I really only have two points of interest I want to highlight today because I’m in a bit of a rush…
The first being what I spent the past two evenings watching and tweeting…
THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW!!!!
Yes and yes. If you would like to relive the memories of my tweet-a-thon well go to www.twitter.com/jordan_is_ok and cue up your 6 hours of DVRed Westminster dog show and look for any tweets hashtagged #Westminster and everything should be hilarious… but if you’re not doing that – let me spoil who won the show….
It was this little fucker…
THE SILLIEST DOG IN THE WORLD!!!!!
The pekingese named Malachy.
I wish someone would make a gif of this dog waddling because it is HYSTERICAL.
I imagine the dog breathes like it smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day.
I also just want to pick up this hairy centipede looking dog and get right into its smushed up face and say…
YOU’RE THE SILLIEST DOG EVER AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!! … but I could learn to love you, Malachy.
Personally, I was rooting for that Dalmatian to win.
Well, the 16th President of the Greatest Country Ever will soon be portrayed as basically Buffy the Vampire Slayer…
I won’t lie at all, I’m seriously excited for this movie. I think there is a high probability that this movie will suck, but C’MON! At least, Hollywood is trying a little. I don’t remember any past movies featuring Abraham Lincoln killing vampires with an axe. Do you? Oh all Hollywood does is remakes. Well, this ain’t a remake. I don’t remember Humphrey Bogart wearing the stove pipe hat and beard and talking about the Emancipation Proclamation and then caving a vampire’s skull in with an AXE. So, I will see this movie with little hesitation.
As for the director, it is Timur Bekmambetov – well he directed Wanted and that sucked. He also directed two Russian action films titled Night Watch and Day Watch and they ruled. So there’s that.
I think that’s about it.
What else is going on?
Did you guys/gals do some dirty* on Valentine’s Day and want to talk about it?
*“dirty” could and should mean “sex”, but I’m starved for entertainment and would take Valentine’s Day stories about just about anything at this point, so really have fun blowing my mind with sex and/or boring stories of living life on a Tuesday.