CONGRATULATIONS! The Winner of Today Is…

June 28, 2012


JOHN G. ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honorable mentions:

– United States of America President Barack H. Obama

– The United States of America’s citizens (whether they know it or not)

– Anthony Davis (soon-to-be a professional basketball player for the New Orleans Hornets)

– whomever the Miami Heat draft

– Anyone who watches the Shiba Inu puppy cam

– rich people, always

Thank you for participating.

That is all.


One Response to “CONGRATULATIONS! The Winner of Today Is…”

  1. PWG said

    I did not call that opinion from Roberts. I’m pretty goddamned amazed.

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