November 8, 2012


I just read on the internet a woman happily referring to her own ginormous ass as “donkey booty”. I’m not sure this means that the Mayans were right and the world is going to end because that is the greatest thing that could possibly be said ever and the world will end once we all recognize that. OR! That the Mayans were full of caca-dookie and there is no way the world is ending because there are people out there that are so unbelievably amazing that they’re referring to their own butt as donkey booty. I think it’s like 50/50.


I have to jump on a phone call involving a bunch of Brazilians in a few minutes, so I’m keeping this post sort of short and instead posting four videos of things that I’ve been watching a lot recently.

The first…

“Key & Peele” is an underrated TV show on Comedy Central.

One of their funniest reoccurring bits is President Obama and his anger translator Luther. This is the most recent one they did for OBAMA GETTIN’ FO’ MO’ YEARS! I love it.


An amazing and adorable video of 9 year old girl Sam Gordon absolutely eviscerating the competition in her 9 to 11 year old boys football league. Yes, she’s a girl whooping boys’ asses. The video is shot and edited by Sam’s dad Brent who makes some great musical choices in the video. Sam is fast, can’t be tackled, can take a hit, and… she hits back.

A bunch of websites have been posting this video and one of them is Yahoo. They have an interview with Brent about this whole situation and the best line in the interview is one from Sam. She says that when most of the boys are about to make contact on a tackle they stop, but her “I just hit ’em”. FUCK YEAH, SAM! She’s Barry Sanders meets Ryan Clark. I love it. Kick the shit out of them, Sam. Demoralize them, Sam.

Also, her nickname is “Sweet Feet”. Nothing to not love in this story.


I’ve been listening to a lot of Kesha’s “Die Young” this week.

Her new album is coming out at the end of the month and hopefully it isn’t a huge let down like Lady Gaga’s last album. Good lord. I didn’t enjoy listening to any one of the billion singles that came off that album. You want to “marry” the night? Marry it? We’re promoting a monogamous union that was been cosigned by the government and possibly your local place of worship? You’re really wild and crazy, Gaga. How about you want to “fuck and leave with an STD the night”? Sounds more like something I want to hear from you, not marriage.

Kesha on the other hand has a great single in “Die Young”. And honestly, I think the lyrics are pretty great in this one.



Had to get some cagefighting in here.

The actual event was nothing too special. Pretty much a bunch of wild mismatches to lead to some exciting knockouts. But the video is great. I’m friends with the guy who edits/shoots this videos and he does a tremendous job. So… yeah.

That’s what I got for you today.

The Indianapolis Colts play the Jacksonville Jaguars tonight.

I think the Colts will win and take another step towards making the playoffs possibly this year.

I think the Jags will lose and take another step towards wondering what hellish devil magic compelled them to waste a draft pick on Blaine Gabbert.

Peace in the Middle East.

I love you?



  1. tiffanized said

    Whilst we are giving our parts descriptive nicknames like donkey booty and sweet feet, I’d like to suggest some for myself:

    Warty Toe
    Asymmetrical Tits
    That Weird Red Mole That’s Probably Not Cancer But I’m Having It Removed Anyway

    Good luck with the Brazilians. The call and/or the waxes.

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