I’ve Got All The Boners: ONLY GOD FORGIVES trailer edition

April 4, 2013

CHRIST CARVING CHEETAHS CHOWING CADBURY CHOCOLATES!!!!

I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!

IT LOOKS SO GOOD. DID YOU SEE THAT PART WHERE RY-RY STOMPED ON THE GUY’S LEG IN THE HALL AND AS HE WAS SCREAMING IN PAIN THE GOOSE TOOK THE GUY BY THE TEETH AND THE MUSIC CHANGED AND HE DRAGGED HIM AWAY LIKE HE WAS THE FUCKING TERMINATOR????????

OR THAT OTHER PART WHERE THE THAI KARAOKE SINGER STUCK NEEDLES INTO BABY GOOSE’S MAN HANDS??????

OR THAT OTHER PART WHEN RY WAS ALL BEAT UP AND FIRING A SIX SHOOTER RIGHT AT THE CAMERA LIKE JOHN WAYNE WITH STEVE MCQUEEN’S LOOKS SO I GUESS STEVE MCQUEEN IN “THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN” BUT I’M TRYING TO REMEMBER IF HE USED A RIFLE IN THAT FILM BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON I REMEMBER HIM AS A SHARP SHOOTER WITH A RIFLE IN THAT MOVIE, BUT YOU GET THE PICTURE IT’S A COWBOY’S KIND OF GUN?????????

This is basically the “Drive” sequel everyone is asking for.

More from Refn and Gosling, more of Gosling as a machine-like killer, more dramatic effects, more criminal element, more of Gosling looking handsome and at the same time a stone cold murderer… it’s “Drive” with Thai boxing swapped in for driving.

I’m super psyched for this movie.

I’ve watched Refn’s other movies. The Pusher Series, Bronson, Valhalla Rising. But “Drive” is the best of them. One can easily say that Pusher and Bronson have better dialogue than Drive. I mean there are not many movies in the world that don’t have better dialogue than Drive. Drive almost has no dialogue. There is very little dialogue in that movie and most is forgettable. What’s different and better is the story and the delivery. In Pusher the bar isn’t set that high and is about criminals and about drugs and so forth and it’s good, but it’s not going to make you rethink what a movie can be. As for Bronson, that’s an art piece with no plot. Tom Hardy plays an unforgettable character who has some crazy scenes that are at times excellent and at times too much, but they do really show that Tom Hardy as an actor is willing to give it his all – not just him getting nude, but his emotions and energy. But as a movie, I’m not sure that is much of a “movie” as an art piece with a 2 hour run time that ends at some point. It could’ve gone on forever. And, Valhalla Rising, I didn’t like. The first 10 minutes were fine and the next 70 or so were tedious.

As for Drive? The presentation was flawless. Music choices to lightning choices and so on and so forth. Amazing. The plot was simple enough and delivered on the promise that this guy was going to do this one thing for them and when they screwed him on that then he wasn’t going to stop until they all paid for it with their lives. Basically, a Charles Bronson (not the Charlie Bronson guy from Bronson – I know that is confusing – but Charles Bronson as in THE Charles Bronson from “Death Wish”) movie and it was one of the best Charles Bronson movies in that regard.

This movie, Only God Forgives, looks like more of that. Another Charles Bronson movie that looks like it will kick fucking ass.

I still haven’t seen another movie in the theaters this year. We’re a couple days into April and I’ve only seen one movie, which is an all-time low for me. April’s movies look like shit. I’ll see “Oblivion”, but that’s about it it seems.

But as far as movies coming out this year, we have “Man of Steel” and “Only God Forgives”. Those are my #1 and #2. I do want to see the Seth Rogen/Franco/Hill/Baruchel/Robinson/McBride etc. movie “This is the End”.

Anyway, I’m going to go back to watching this trailer over and over and over again.

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