Tell Us About Your Self(ie)… Kay-Swidge-Izzle Edition

April 12, 2013

Whaddup!

First, if you’re having trouble writing your “Game of Thrones” slash fan-fic then this should help http://www.buzzfeed.com/ggggenji/this-game-of-thrones-photo-shoot-looks-familiar-9mo9 . Generally speaking, writing slash fan fic for GoT should be incredibly easy, but if you’re getting stumped then just take a look at them jauntily playing around together like the cast of Twilight and sure enough your perversion juices should get good and going.

Secondly, I clicked on this other link on Buzzfeed this morning… http://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/tell-us-about-your-selfie-anna-chlumsky

I love “Veep” and it’s starting this weekend! I’m excited, and I have no idea what to write about today, so I’ll answer those questions they made the lovely Anne Chlumsky answer whose name I pronounce in my head as Chulmsky.

What’s the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

My computer is “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey before she walked out to fight Miesha Tate for the Strikeforce women’s bantamweight title. It’s a picture a photographer named Esther Lin took and I do know Esther and I just love this picture. Strikeforce used heavy amounts of smoke machines in their walk-ins and colored lights, so it’s smoky and purple. Ronda is well lit and is wearing a black zip up hoodie zipped up with the hood up and her gloved fists can be seen too. She looks like she’s wearing black eyeliner and mascara kind of. I remember when this happened and watching it on TV, I thought Ronda looked like a comic book hero and it also looked like she was going to wreck shit and then “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett sounded and she went and won that damn title.

My phone is a black and white pic of Steve McQueen from Life magazine of him casually sitting on his couch holding a .357 magnum with a 10 inch barrel like Dirty Harry.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

Beer or a Jack Daniels & Diet Coke.

If I’m taking a shot, it’s Irish whiskey probably Jameson.

If I’m ordering a beer and I can choose any beer, probably going to choose Ommegang’s Rare Vos or North Coast’s Red Seal Ale.

What’s the one word you are guilty of using too often?

Seemingly or supposedly.

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

Rocky Marciano quotes.

Before that, what’s the song in the Bioshock Infinite commercial? “Beast” by Nico Vega.

Who is the last person who called or texted you?

Called – a PR person from the UFC conference calling Gilbert Melendez and I for an interview. Gilbert is fighting for the UFC lightweight title next weekend.

Texted – My buddy Christopher Charles Stuffo on Wednesday. He was informing me of a TV show on Oxygen called “Find Me My Man” that I need to watch. That will add 2 Oxygen shows to everyone’s viewing list as everyone should be watching “Bad Girls Club” already.

What one thing drives you absolutely crazy?

Reading about bad filmmakers making more films. And/or anything Rand/Ron Paul.

What is your favorite reality show?

At this moment, “Restaurant Impossible”. This season of “The Ultimate Fighter” was great though.

What is the first CD you bought?

I’m 99% positive it was MC Hammer’s “Too Legit to Quit”. We owned “Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em” on cassette.

Who is your girl crush?

Like all of them. Or a good 65% of them.

Should I answer my guy crush instead? That’s a tough question. I think a lot about “Magic” Johnson and how being friends with him would make even the darkest days full of warm happy rays of sunshine.

Pick one: kittens or puppies?

Puppies. Stupid question.

How about bacon or nutella?

Bacon. Also, a stupid question.

And finally: tell us a secret.

I’ve porn searched the phrase “sweater dress” and I legitimately like a couple Justin Bieber songs.

That’s it for me.

Answer the questions yourself if you want to.

I hope you have a great weekend.

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3 Responses to “Tell Us About Your Self(ie)… Kay-Swidge-Izzle Edition”

  1. tiffanized said

    Good call on the Rare Vos. I had it myself for the first time last weekend. Ommegang is my go-to for US-brewed Belgians.

  2. tiffanized said

    What’s the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
    My phone is a grungy version of the Wonder Woman logo. My computer at work is just blue dots. At home it’s usually a member of One Direction because I share my computer there with an eleven year old girl.

    When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
    If it’s a decent beer garden I’ll get whatever new is on tap. Last one I had was The Bruery’s Sour in the Rye, a wild ale with a serving size of just six ounces so it comes in a nifty snifter.

    If it’s just a bar I’ll drink shots of Red Stag chased with Dr. Pepper. If they don’t have that I will drink a Bud Light to be polite and then go to a different bar.

    What’s the one word you are guilty of using too often?
    Literally.

    What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
    “Chamois Cameltoe”, because I asked Siri to “Show me cameltoe” and she misheard me. The last thing I searched for on purpose was “spork with a knife edge”.

    Who is the last person who called or texted you?
    My last text was from my friend Kelly letting me know that Kenny Rogers was inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame.

    What one thing drives you absolutely crazy?
    People who eat/chew gum with their mouth open. Other stuff may bother me more, but I have to deal with this shit on a daily basis so the frequency makes it worse.

    What is your favorite reality show?
    I liked “The Taste” a lot. I’m going to write some Bourdain/Ludo fan fic. Nigella Lawson will likely make an appearance.

    What is the first CD you bought?
    I don’t really remember. I was a senior in high school when I got a CD player so it was probably some kind of classic rock, like the Beatles or Led Zeppelin or something.

    Who is your girl crush?
    Jennifer Lawrence

    Pick one: kittens or puppies?/How about bacon or nutella?
    Your answers about puppies and bacon will stand.

    And finally: tell us a secret.
    I have a step stool in my bathroom to put my feet up on when I use the toilet for my Big Jobs. I call it my Poopin’ Stool.

  3. NixHaw said

    My caller ID pic for my Dad is that same Steve McQueen photo…

    1. What’s the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
    The wallpaper on my computer is a changing slide show of nature shots.
    The wallpaper on my phone is an image of a ’67 Chevy Impala.

    2. When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
    Oh man… Cream soda. I have to relax a bit before I start drinking alcohol in front of people.

    3. What’s the one word you are guilty of using too often?
    Um… Probably ‘awesome’ right now.

    4. What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
    The lyrics to to Rob Dougan’s Furious Angels.

    5. Who is the last person who called or texted you?
    The last call was from a cell service provider telesales douche.
    My sister texted me last.

    6. What one thing drives you absolutely crazy?
    Other drivers.

    7. What is your favorite reality show?
    So You Think You Can Dance.

    8. What is the first CD you bought?
    I honestly cannot remember… I think it was either the soundtrack to Good Morning Vietnam, Cocktail or Braveheart.

    9. Who is your girl crush?
    Hmm…. Florence Welch.

    10. Pick one: kittens or puppies?
    Aw… I feel like if I pick one I’ll be betraying the other… I am leaning strongly toward puppies because of the puppy breath.

    11. How about bacon or nutella?
    Bacon dipped in nutella.

    12. And finally: tell us a secret.
    You mean like the cream soda thing wasn’t an embarrasing enough secret? I shoulda been working instead of replying to this at the office, but I honestly don’t think that’s much of a secret.

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