Tell Us About Your Self(ie)… Kay-Swidge-Izzle Edition
April 12, 2013
First, if you’re having trouble writing your “Game of Thrones” slash fan-fic then this should help http://www.buzzfeed.com/ggggenji/this-game-of-thrones-photo-shoot-looks-familiar-9mo9 . Generally speaking, writing slash fan fic for GoT should be incredibly easy, but if you’re getting stumped then just take a look at them jauntily playing around together like the cast of Twilight and sure enough your perversion juices should get good and going.
Secondly, I clicked on this other link on Buzzfeed this morning… http://www.buzzfeed.com/tommywes/tell-us-about-your-selfie-anna-chlumsky
I love “Veep” and it’s starting this weekend! I’m excited, and I have no idea what to write about today, so I’ll answer those questions they made the lovely Anne Chlumsky answer whose name I pronounce in my head as Chulmsky.
What’s the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My computer is “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey before she walked out to fight Miesha Tate for the Strikeforce women’s bantamweight title. It’s a picture a photographer named Esther Lin took and I do know Esther and I just love this picture. Strikeforce used heavy amounts of smoke machines in their walk-ins and colored lights, so it’s smoky and purple. Ronda is well lit and is wearing a black zip up hoodie zipped up with the hood up and her gloved fists can be seen too. She looks like she’s wearing black eyeliner and mascara kind of. I remember when this happened and watching it on TV, I thought Ronda looked like a comic book hero and it also looked like she was going to wreck shit and then “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett sounded and she went and won that damn title.
My phone is a black and white pic of Steve McQueen from Life magazine of him casually sitting on his couch holding a .357 magnum with a 10 inch barrel like Dirty Harry.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Beer or a Jack Daniels & Diet Coke.
If I’m taking a shot, it’s Irish whiskey probably Jameson.
If I’m ordering a beer and I can choose any beer, probably going to choose Ommegang’s Rare Vos or North Coast’s Red Seal Ale.
What’s the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Seemingly or supposedly.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Rocky Marciano quotes.
Before that, what’s the song in the Bioshock Infinite commercial? “Beast” by Nico Vega.
Who is the last person who called or texted you?
Called – a PR person from the UFC conference calling Gilbert Melendez and I for an interview. Gilbert is fighting for the UFC lightweight title next weekend.
Texted – My buddy Christopher Charles Stuffo on Wednesday. He was informing me of a TV show on Oxygen called “Find Me My Man” that I need to watch. That will add 2 Oxygen shows to everyone’s viewing list as everyone should be watching “Bad Girls Club” already.
What one thing drives you absolutely crazy?
Reading about bad filmmakers making more films. And/or anything Rand/Ron Paul.
What is your favorite reality show?
At this moment, “Restaurant Impossible”. This season of “The Ultimate Fighter” was great though.
What is the first CD you bought?
I’m 99% positive it was MC Hammer’s “Too Legit to Quit”. We owned “Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em” on cassette.
Who is your girl crush?
Like all of them. Or a good 65% of them.
Should I answer my guy crush instead? That’s a tough question. I think a lot about “Magic” Johnson and how being friends with him would make even the darkest days full of warm happy rays of sunshine.
Pick one: kittens or puppies?
Puppies. Stupid question.
How about bacon or nutella?
Bacon. Also, a stupid question.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I’ve porn searched the phrase “sweater dress” and I legitimately like a couple Justin Bieber songs.
That’s it for me.
Answer the questions yourself if you want to.
I hope you have a great weekend.