BREAKING NEWS: KRISTEN STEWART ATE A POP-TART
July 23, 2013
LIFE IS THE BORINGEST.
It wasn’t even a metaphor or anything.
Like it wasn’t Kristen Stewart eating … a … pop-tart.
You know what I mean?
Like eating … am I right?!
A pop-tart … am I right?!
But, in fact, it is simply Kristen Stewart eating a Pop-tart on the set of “Camp X-ray”.
This movie is going to be the most exhilarating.
I guess there is shit going on in the world, but I don’t care about it.
I don’t care about the royal baby.
I don’t care about Miley Cyrus or her mom Tish.
I don’t care about the chick from Lady Antebellum.
I’m not sure why I’m bolding this.
I don’t care about Comic-Con.
I don’t care about Loki at Comic-Con.
I don’t care about any of the panels at Comic-Con.
I don’t even know what else there is to not care about.
Seriously, I went on Twitter before and I have no idea why, but all the trending topics were U.S. city names. Just like Chicago was trending and Atlanta was trending. Who the fuck cares about those places, am I right? Or at least who cares enough about them to get them trending all of a sudden? Those cities have been around for more than 170 years. What’s the big fucking deal all of a sudden?
I love you.
And, I hope you’re too busy squeezing someone’s nips to worry about a member of the awful Cyrus clan.